The ol' Heinz 57

When you bang someone from behind and smack their ass so hard they get a bloody nose or bite their lip/tongue until it bleeds.

The bed was a real mess after I gave her the ol' Heinz 57 last night

by Realtomatoketchupeddie October 30, 2025

The ole' Yoinky Sploinky

When an older gentleman (usually with facial hair resembling that of an old prospector) approaches a woman and slaps her on the butt while shouting "There's gold in them there hills!"

Can somebody please call security? That creepy old guy just gave me "The Ole' Yoinky Sploinky"

by GodSammit626 November 2, 2025

!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|

when your so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, bored you type !QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|

this happens when you type in a diagonal pattern while hold shift, starting from the numbers, and if there are any unusable letters, such as caps lock and shift, you skip them creating !QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|

person 1: dude what is there to do, i finished all of my games
person 2: did you type !QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}|?
person 3: holy FUCK YOU FOUND A NEW COMBO?
person 2: yea i did
person 1: no dude im not doing that , its boring
person 2&3: stfu

by totally not a N|GGER November 15, 2025

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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Man Ajen Lajvg Obevb Om Ol<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by HellstromImaweliTanna10 November 21, 2025

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Manajen Lvjag Obevb Om Ol<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Manajen Lvjag Obevb Om Ol<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Manajen Lvjag Obevb Om Ol<.7.9.7.6.>.9.

by 0AmanasazA0 November 21, 2025

The Ol' Chesapeake Bay

When you go down on somebody and you get crabs, or vice versa.

Ryan over here is a victim of the Ol' Chesapeake Bay, woke up with crabs.

by Big Kevster December 6, 2025

Ole lady stank

The smell a woman gets when she stops showering for weeks at a time and her perfume no longer works to cover up that unkempt bo. It eventually creeps down south and fingers come back smelling almost burnt.

Damn!!!! No joke my wife smells just like my grandma did back in the day. Like sour perfume and armpits with a burnt after stank. Its the ole lady stank.

by KingJames69No.1 December 21, 2025