November 14

you were valentine’s day sex.

“my birthday is on november 14”
“hahah you were conceived on valentine’s day”

by booboobitch October 17, 2019

November 15th

The day some nigga was born

Person 1: Yo you know what today is?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: It's November 15th.

Person 2: Oh the day some nigga was born?
Person 1: Yea, gang gang

by Strivera89 November 5, 2019

No Nut November

November is allergy awareness month, so to support our friends who cannot enjoy the simple pleasures in life like Reece’s Peanut Butter Cups, we as a nation go nut free in November! Please help to support this worthy cause by removing all nut products from your diet for the next couple weeks. This includes peanuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, pecans, etc.

Person 1: Hey do you want a sandwich?

Person 2: Yeah, as long as it doesn’t have peanut butter! No Nut November.

by Kezi November 5, 2019

November 16th

Fuck that bitch day! November 16th is a day where we shall all celebrate that one fucking bitch that's for some reason still in your life.

"Hey mom why did you kick me out but still take child support"
*no mom
"fuck that bitch, what day is it, November 16th? Well fuck that bitch"

by Jane Fox July 28, 2018

10 november

International bananna sock day! Wear bannana socks anywhere on 10 november.

Someone: why are you wearing bannna socks?
Me: its 10 november
Someone: oh ok ill start doing that too

by Bitch2thicc November 5, 2020

November 10th

When you give something a rating of 11/10.

Man, that movie was so great, I'm giving it a November 10th!

by Millini September 15, 2009

November 24

This is a day to remember when the first gay man arose

Guy: You know what Fuck it I like guys

Guess what today is? November 24 is the start of the gays.

by Fat Protein Dick October 16, 2019