national salt day

National salt day is a day we should all bow down to salt Bc they are hot.

me: Hey it’s national salt day today
Ur dad: what’s that?
Me: a day we bow down to a hot ass mf

by Oaksee September 04, 2021

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national pool day

National pool day happens every 19th day of April and it's for people that are apart of I am pool.

by I am pool April 19, 2021

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National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.

Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆

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National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

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by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

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A day to celebrate the Xbox by playing video games for 24 hours straight.

Hey it’s national Xbox day let’s go play video games for 24 hours!!

by ZA2006 October 21, 2019

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April 21st is National Rhea Day. Everyone who knows Rhea should post her because it’s National Rhea Day.

“what day is it today”
“National Rhea Day obviously”

“Oh what do we do today”
“Since it’s April 21st we have to post Rhea and celebrate her”

by ilovepooping5000 August 06, 2022

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