by Cowboy Kentucky 93 April 27, 2022
Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.
The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.
by Solid Mantis December 23, 2019
Person 1: I'm gonna go grab a cowboy before the football game, wanna come with?
Person 2: Nah, I had a philly steak and cheeze like 10 minutes ago
Person 2: Nah, I had a philly steak and cheeze like 10 minutes ago
by analfriends September 28, 2007
by cowboynapbandit October 29, 2017
Similar to the "falcon" and "dragon" sexual acts but the opposite. It involves one gentleman fingering two vagina's near his face while shaking his head with his tongue out.
Kris: Yo bro, what happened last night when you disappeared with Carmen and Louise?
Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!
Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!
Jeff: Haha we went upstairs and I did the thirsty cowboy!
Kris: No way? Unbelievable Jeff!
by DJ Fuck January 25, 2014
Someone that goes FUCKING CrAzY behind a Twitter post or email or text but is totally harmless and rather sweet in real life.
The keyboard Cowboy walks in and says
“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
“I need to see you immediately”. Walks into the room…. “Hi! How are things?!”
by silviasm September 03, 2022