douche muncher

One who munches douche

Dude, you're such a douche muncher.

by Nancy M July 27, 2005

Carpet Muncher

A girl who eats pussy a lesbo a girl who likes a girl

Tia: Yo i heard sammy was a carpet muncher
Lisa: Yeah she can't get enough of that carpet

by FlyNiggaTy February 19, 2010

Munchies

In the late 1999's a kid developed the word munchies which means to munch.

The boy munched on his munchies and died 2 minutes later.

by Iggy128 June 28, 2004

munchies

after smoking a large bowl of pot the only way to supress one's hunger is to oral absorb the PENI around him, thus ending his stone-endused hunger.

"Man, I have the munchies... *slurp* *slurp* slurp*.

by I AM SO COOOOOOOOOOOOLZ February 20, 2005

curry muncher

macho man

Gershon 100 push ups a day and 50 paper weights.

by BlackKnight April 2, 2003

weiner muncher

a person who either sucks or eats a mans cock
also used as an insult to some one who would be calling you a name like carpet mucher ect
very good to confuse people becuase they may not have a clue on what your saying

person 1 ; hay your gay
person 2 ; piss off you weiner muncher
person 1 ; huh ?
person 2; i thought so !

by Miss Cameron May 31, 2007

Carpet muncher

A girl who prefers to have sexual interactions with another female, usually ending up in orgasm. This person tends to have dark hair and drinks orange juice very frequently. These carpet munchers get pretty wild and could be found at a party drunk as hell without a shirt.

"Bro, I was gonna hook up with that drunk girl who was stripping last night but it turns out she was a carpet muncher!"

by Zyx987 December 8, 2013