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morning kiss

A morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow.
Morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss
by dr seus December 6, 2013
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"Good Morning"!

The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)
by Big.W February 25, 2011
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morning wood

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood
by R G October 13, 2003
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Good Morning Banche

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Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.
by phil anselmo November 29, 2004
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Morning Glory

When your mad at your partner for not giving you any sex the night before, you wake up in the morning and start to masturbate in front of their face. Right when your about to come, you wake them up and blow your load in their face.
My girlfriend was pissy and wouldn't give me any, so I gave her a morning glory.
by Grndzro619 December 22, 2008
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The Morning After

Not to be mistaken for the birth control method The Morning Afteris a band from Bethlehem CT
Consisting of Sam , Nick, Bert, Ben (see jewummer ) and Benny T
They are extremly talented in not only music but in other feilds of study such as Arabian Arithmetic Theroy or Nuclear Plasmoid Differntial Science

They are very very very talented
"Dude I saw The Mornign After the other day"
"Really"
"Yeah I almost shat myself"
by Sharpie February 5, 2005
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Poop on a Sunday morning

by Terrence April 13, 2003
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