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The Mexican Coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man who has diarrhea in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejactulating into his butthole, and creating a Mexican coleslaw-like mix.
Mike gave Ray the Mexican Coleslaw last night and rolled around in the sheets enveloped themselves to make a human burrito.
by Coleslawlover June 9, 2018
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mexican drumstick

When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.
"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"
by DaddyD January 30, 2015
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The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.
Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!
by turnitloose June 11, 2016
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overrated mexican

A mexican that is overrated.
Person 1: Oi mate, look at that mexican!

Person 2: Nah fam, he is overrated.

Person 1: So is he an overrated mexican?

Person 2: I guess?

Person 1: That's lit.

Person 2: Steve get a job, please.
by ExrosZ August 13, 2018
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Mexican suppository

Shoving a Carolina Reaper pepper up one's ass. This act will probably not be performed in a sober condition, perhaps on a dare.
Dave got wasted and tried a Mexican suppository last night. He should be out of the hospital in a day or two.
by Huge Assman November 1, 2017
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sticky mexican

When you try to put your balls up a girls ass an then cumm on her back and then you get a Mexican to white in the cumm
Guy1''last night me and sally tried to do the sticky mexican''
Guy2''really? Did you get both balls up her ass before you came?
by Nazi ron November 12, 2013
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Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.
My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go
by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014
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