Designated Melviller

Named after the writer Herman Melville who wrote Moby Dick when your homies go to the club this is the guy preselected whose job it is to distract the fattie friends so that you can talk to the hottie

BRIAN: Derek's gonna slay tonight!!
ETHAN: Nah man he's the designated melviller

by shakespur April 14, 2023

brandy melville core

when you’re body shamed by the dimensions of any architectural structure

brandy melville core:

ana: yoooo iris walk through that corridor

iris: gorllll i can’t that’s witerwally so brandy melvillle core

by ledds November 23, 2023

The Melvin

When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black

Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin

by Melvin276473&2 March 26, 2024

Hot Melissa

when a cop fucks you up the ass and after he orgasms, you then shit cum bubbles into his mouth and make him swallow.

I saw her from across the room while I was working security and there I knew, I wanted a Hot Melissa.

by M3ll0y3ll0w July 9, 2024

Lil melissa

Makes u question everything u ever known bout yourself, tread lightly and u wont be disappointed.

Was gonna be president till I got lil melissa'd

by Mother phuka jones April 25, 2024

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 19, 2025

《¤》Melissa《¤》GaLlo《¤》melissA《¤》

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 23, 2025