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Martin

1). A shiny spherical object. 2). A human or animal that has a totally hairless head.
Eg. Look at that coot, it’s as bald as a Martin.
by Ryanbr1 November 16, 2025
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Martin Smith'd

The act of letting everyone know how important you are and how much you don’t need money, yet you complain about your flexible schedule, good paying job and how you are going to the airlines if you go back to the line.
Lacy complains everyday about how he can get a better job at the airlines if he gets put back on the line. The agency has been Martin Smith'd and is lucky to have him.
by Gumbo3420 November 8, 2022
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Martin decorte

Martin Decorte is so cute and amazing at geting girls horny also he Is so funny makes everyone laugh at his jokes and he has a big penis.
If you meet anyone with these charaistics if must be Martin Decorte
by Cooljam October 20, 2011
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peder martin

"Youre so fucking peder martin"
by Mr305bitch January 19, 2017
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Martin

also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"

A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".

The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.

From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.

Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.

If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
"Martin thank you."

"Glad to know Martin."

"Everyone waits for Martin."
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
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Martin Johannes

A very talented musician who could get every girl he would want, so if he chose you, then youre a lucky ass mf. He is genuine, kind, cute, handsome and so much more. Get yourself this handsome devil rn.
Girl 1. I wish I dated Martin Johannes.
Girl 2. I know, he is so talented oml.
Martin Johannes. I have so many options, idk who to choose.
by Alaskafocus4836 March 8, 2021
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Martinitis

When your some skinny white boy with one ear and the other one shriveled up like his ball sack and that thinks he's hitlers offspring and what's everyone to burn he has no friends u wish u smelt cow shit when he's around because he smells worse haven't showered in 14 years
I can see Martin coming down the road I can start smelling that God awful smell from here if he comes any closer im for sure guna get a case of the martinitis
by Lyncity07 October 4, 2021
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