A weird mustard colored hotdog that scares many. Can also be used to describe complete and utter shock or wonder when observing a video.
Idiot: what is that hot dog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?
by Brownlongthing November 13, 2016
Bathtub Man a very beoken person and very emo. Bathtub man best known as "A mom against catboys, mom against discord, mom against the world etc.
Person 1: I saw Bathtub Man at McDonald's today!!
Person 2: Did you mean the mom against the world??
Person 2: Did you mean the mom against the world??
by Pretty Rat September 08, 2021
by Power Sprayer August 28, 2020
Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
by Th3Frog May 18, 2020
Genderbread man is a gender where a gingerbread man turns into a man or a man turns into a gingerbread man. Just like trans people but with gingerbread.
by pizzacato April 17, 2021
Forgetting stuff a man doesn’t think is worth remembering like taking out the garbage, buying condoms, or what he promised before sex.
Fred wanted to sleep with Mary and promised to buy her a new dress. But afterwards his man memory made him forget he promised her anything.
by Sassy doc January 31, 2021
When a straight male attempts to appeal in a platonic way to another straight male, such as when a man tries to "bond" or be "bros" with another man. Can be used as a manipulative tool, or is just used by an overly friendly male. Also a noun.
"Ever since Jimmy decided to be in a frat, he totally man-flirts with every member!"
"My father is such a man-flirt with my boyfriend, he wants to bond with him so badly."
"My father is such a man-flirt with my boyfriend, he wants to bond with him so badly."
by PinkRanger Paige January 17, 2010