Jif·ty·Man
noun
1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.
2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.
noun
1. A deciduous Eurasian, usually Middle-Eastern or Saudi-Arabian gentleman who picks up people, occasionally Miley Cyrus, from the Los Angeles International Airport (LAX). They then proceed to change the radio when the passenger becomes uncomfortable at how crazy and how famous everyone seems to be. The Jifty Man then proceeds to channel surf until the Jay-Z song comes on.
2. When Miley Cyrus gets off her plane at LAX with a dream and her cardigan, she's welcomed to the land of fame and excess. Whoa, is she gonna fit in? So she jumped in the cab, here she is for the first time, looks to the right and sees the Hollywood sign. It was all so crazy, everybody seemed so famous. Her tummy was turnin' and she felt kinda homesick; too much pressure and she's nervous, that's when the Jifty Man turned on the radio and the Jay Z song came on.
by The master proof reader March 27, 2011
Get the Jifty-Manmug. When a straight male attempts to appeal in a platonic way to another straight male, such as when a man tries to "bond" or be "bros" with another man. Can be used as a manipulative tool, or is just used by an overly friendly male. Also a noun.
"Ever since Jimmy decided to be in a frat, he totally man-flirts with every member!"
"My father is such a man-flirt with my boyfriend, he wants to bond with him so badly."
"My father is such a man-flirt with my boyfriend, he wants to bond with him so badly."
by PinkRanger Paige January 17, 2010
Get the Man-flirtmug. Person 1: "Woah, Who's that?"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
Person 2: "oh, him? Thats john, the schlong man"
Person 1: "What's a schlong man?"
Person 2: "It the guy with the schlongest dick"
by Th3Frog May 18, 2020
Get the Schlong manmug. The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.
by luckstar44 May 11, 2009
Get the Block Manmug. A hot homosexual man. Known for his famous wood product, pretty popular amount the girls, gays and theys 😏 quackity moons over him
"Hey, have you heard abt quacksters and fragrance mans relationship???"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"
"Yeah, i heard its kinda toxic but kinda spicy;)"
by Midnightstarryfan March 8, 2021
Get the Fragrance manmug. by a stupid duck May 5, 2022
Get the Man Thingmug. A group of hot (preferably shirtless) guys. They can be anywhere but they are sometimes seen chilling out on the beach (Wasaga Beach, that is).
by the. dirty betch. September 4, 2010
Get the Man Salemug.