May 29th

national fuck someone until you get arrested for noise complaints

mark: It’s may 29th.
dog: no please

by MeAndTheBoysDrinkingBEANS May 28, 2021

May 2

National fuck your gf/bf day!

chad: hey jessica its may 2 ;)

jessica: what does that mean?

chad: its national fuck your gf day.

by xxsuckmydickxx April 30, 2022

May 11

May 11 is national give your gf/bf your hoodie day

Hey it’s may 11 , can I have your hoodie

by Anonymous 089 May 9, 2021

May third

may 3rd crying all day cause you deserve it day

Dude may thirds gonna be lit

by Dazai.jpeg April 30, 2021

May 31

The day me and my bestie met this is a very special day for me she has been there ever since Thank you for being my friend

Hey Kim
What
It’s May 31

by Luis Mario March 30, 2022

January and May

A marriage between an older person and one considerably younger. Also said of a relationship: a January-May romance.

Theirs is another case of January and May.

by Eric in BKK June 1, 2020

May 30

Paint nails day

Let’s go on may 30

by Apple fall from tree 69420 May 3, 2021