box monster

Cask of wine. So called because its box shaped, and the morning after consuming one, the box monster jumps around inside your head.
I'm going to the bottle shop, do you want a box monster ?

Ugh, the box monster paid me a visit last night.
by Paul Johnson November 12, 2003
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Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football
The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier
by smokecloud March 24, 2009
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booty monster

by zorflax November 03, 2003
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Purple Monster

The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.
Billy had the jungle fever real bad last night; he couldn't get enough of that purple monster.
by Bretttt March 10, 2008
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crank monster

Used to describe the long-term affects on someone who uses crank (methamphetmine). Often the person will be sickly skinny, with dark circles around their eyes, cuts and scabs in varying parts of their body and look, sometimes drastically, prematurely aged.
"When I came back into town I was gonna hit up Steph, but she looks horrible now man, a real crank monster."

"Yeah dude she used to be hot..."
by Horus November 10, 2005
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cookie monster

a cookie moster is a person who smokes crack cocaine
Fred turns into a cookie monster when he has any money to spend.
by J. N. Ayash December 19, 2005
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rice monster

Racial/ethnic epithet/slur:

a) Any person who has an extreme desire to only associate with Asian or Asian descent people -- socially, sexually, etc.

b) a fetish for a certain thing, things/anything Asian.
a) "What's with him/her only wanting to be with Asians? Turned into a real rice monster."

b) "Man, he's/she's totally hooked on that (fill in term such as anime, japanamation, etc. here). Turned into a real rice monster."
by Tigger_tail October 27, 2004
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