Michael

a kid that has a dad who for some reason became a meme

Mason: have you seen michaels dad?
Sam: yeah..
Mason: lol hes a meme now

by cornershop12 February 27, 2018

Michael

One Jolly BOI

John:Hey Santa you are such a Michael

Santa: Thanks my dude

by Mwilley June 16, 2018

Michael

A silent, muscular man who adores his little sister. He ranges between 6-7 feet tall and goes all out for Halloween. He can usually be accompliced by his niece, Michelle. Whom finds the world a very odd place.

Hey Michael, what would you like for dinner?
Michael: ...
Thats ok Michael, i'll figure it out for you.

by michellenelson19 November 03, 2019

Michael

Michael is a school shooter

Oh god, Michael is reaching into his bag, we should run..

by Pluhbruhuhh November 07, 2019

Alan-michael

The combination of the awesomeness of Alan and Michael, smart,sexy and often falls in love with girls that are also smart and beautiful like a Salena.

Wow Alan-michael is so awesome and smart!

by alan-michael S January 30, 2012

michael's dick

12 inches length, 3 inches wide, girls love to suck it and get slapped in the face by it!!

I wish I had Michael's dick!

by bapehatata March 16, 2015

Michael Starr

Original bassist for metal/"grunge" band Alice in Chains. Recorded on the albums Facelift and Dirt as well as the EP's We Die Young and SAP. Replaced by former Ozzy Osbourne bassist Mike Inez after Dirt.

Did you hear that Michael Starr bass line in Rooster? It was fucking awesome.

by Dugan March 15, 2005