May 15

National grab ass day

We are the may 15,so I can grab your ass

by Asd341 May 14, 2022

May 17

The day you randomly hug your crush. make sure they dont know its goin to happen

Crush: sitting normally...
Person : hugs their crush
Crush : what is it?
Person: May 17

by randomuserbitches May 16, 2022

May 18

steal your friends food day

me: * steals food*
friend: hey put that back
me: nope it’s may 18
friend: oh shoot nvm then
me: lmao

by machary May 16, 2022

May 20

Chinese Network Valentine's Day. '520' is pronounced in Chinese very similar to ' i love you' in Chinese, so people celebrate love on this day. For the Chinese, today is like Valentine’s day.

"Today is May 20!"
"Yes, I love you babe, where are we gonna celebrate today?"

by audreyww May 18, 2022

May 19

National give your friend a hug DAY!!

May 19 thx for the hug

by Hi Luis May 18, 2022

May 31

Send soapy titty pic day

Yo it’s may 31st girls have to send soapy titty pics

by Meaty Mike May 31, 2022

May 31

May 31 is national jack off/ masterbation day

I’m gonna beat the fuck out of my Dick on may 31

by Bigboyyyyyyyyyiii May 31, 2022