Massaro

The single greatest last name known to man-kind.

Everyone: "I wish my last name was Massaro!"

Me: "Yeah, i know."

by Massaro =D April 21, 2009

The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.

After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.

by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010

Park Ridge Massive

A group of well-dressed, short-tempered, quick-witted, lightly oiled, Albregts-free, blood thirsty, stone cold crooners from Park Ridge, IL. In other words, a gang the path of which you do not wish to cross.

The Park Ridge Massive's (PRM) territory spans North of Belle Plaine, West of Talcott (including Murphy Lake), South of Oakton, and West of including Oriole.

The Rock Pile, a local wannabe gang, runs the remaining areas of Park Ridge.

Hey, wanna go to DJSKYLARK's house?

No way man, I heard the Park Ridge Massive is playing Beiruit there. We better go freestyle at Phat James's house.

by OakBehringer December 11, 2009

Massachussetts

Usually abbreviated mass since nobody knows how to spell it. Capital is Boston. Home to the great colleges of B.U B.C (yes they are different), Harvard, Tufts, Merrimack, UMASS(Amherst, Salem, Lowell, Boston) and lots more.

Sport teams: Boston Red Sox (who's fans hate the Yankees), New England Patriots, Bruins, Celtics

Many people have the boston accent. The boston accent is the hardest to imitate since not many people know when to drop r's or add an r, but everybody knows the saying" Pahk the cah in havahd yahd". If you are not from boston, you will most likely not understand this accent. The word wicked is used alot. Means very.

Massachussets does allow gay marriage and the drivers usually can't drive/are totally lost/go really slow and yell at you for going the speed limit or have insane road rage/love to speed and flip you off for no reason.

Has muggy hot summers, wicked cold winters, and chilly spring/fall. Sometimes the weather gets all messed up and its hot during winter and snowing in the summer (yes that actually happened once). Has beaches, lakes, rivers, mountains, fields, Six Flags, and other amazing stuff.

I went into boston with out of state friends and they couldn't understand what anybody was saying, were always being yelled at on the road for going the speed limit, saw somebody being yelled at for loving the Yankees.
Massachussetts is fucking insane.

by Massachussetts is hard to spel August 8, 2009

Massachusetts

State where I was born, live in, and mostly likely will die in. The best state in the United States. It is a cold place in the winter months but never gets too hot and it is not as heavily taxed as most states these days, it is 34th out of 50 making the Taxachusetts insult obsolete now. It has more culture than the rest of New England, great universities, and an exstensive amount of history.

Massachusetts was the sixth state to join the Union.

by hasafienda January 18, 2005

Millis Massachusetts

A miniature town, no a truck stop located on 109. Where every citizen is a pot head

Hey i'm moving to Millis Massachusetts
Where?

by Backblast October 24, 2012

massdriven

Massachusetts best car forum. made up of all types of car enthtusiats. a common place to talk about cars and feel apart of an organization

Massdriven.com is the best forum on the web

by Raven77 August 28, 2008