Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Lead battery

Something that powers lots of home supplies but can give you lead poisoning.

My lead battery is working in my fan but I feel sick

by SwagmastXD420 November 9, 2018

Legacy

A girl who is my friend. Has a neat story. One of a kind, unique.

Legacy, where you at B?

by cal_memike November 18, 2018

Legacy

A cult group of celestial beings

I wish we were part of Legacy

by legacymemberalpha December 11, 2018

Leader Bunjum

The best bunjum

Basic bunjum:u suck
Leader bunjum:no u
Basic bunjum:*dies*

by Wikipedia boiiiiii January 14, 2019

Leader Piece

The leading piece of a turd which protrudes from the anus often causing the skid mark. Can also be used to describe a person who may otherwise be referred to as a douchebag.

"I asked that chick what she thought of Brian and she said he was a total leader piece."

by General Bonch February 15, 2019

lead

The stuff that makes paint chips tasty.

"man, these paint chips taste so good."
"are these leaded?"
"yeah."
"awesome!"

by Yt?gegs grrr February 27, 2019