Lady & the Trump

This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.

Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?

by Not John Cornyn Obviously January 18, 2021

Latigo Lady

A buckle bunny that is into bondage

That fake cowgirl wants any cowboy to tie her down, she’s a latigo lady.

by Scribe_Siren February 18, 2021

Lady mondegreen

This term means mis heard lyric. Basically a woman in 1954 was listening to a scottish song where one of the actual lyrics were: they "laid him on the green"the woman however misheard it as lady mondegreen and the term came to represent any misheard lyric

In jimmy hendrixs "purple haze"people inevitably hear one of the lyrics as "'scuse me while I kiss this guy!"definite example of a Lady mondegreen for sure!

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

Lavender Lady

A well dressed femme lesbian or bisexual woman. Most often one who has a long term relationship with a married straight appearing bisexual woman generally with the husbands knowledge and friendship often also with his sexual participation

Dude you don't have a chance with Emma She's a Lavender Lady

by 32b April 23, 2021

lady nards

Reference to a woman's equipment. The VA Jay Jay. Balls can be called nards. So why not call ours "lady nards?"

I like that even better than meat flaps.

I slept with Steve again last night. Man, my lady nards are hurtin'!

Shit my period came yesterday and my lady nards look like a crime scene!

by Daisyflowerssc April 26, 2021

cat lady

gisella ann blake

gisella ann blake is a cat lady. need help? call her she knows exactly what to do… in fact she will be there asap.

by memega July 19, 2022

Ole Lady

Ole Lady refers to a woman whom your relationship status lies somewhere between girlfriend and wife. It projects commitment and still rolls off the tongue better than "That's my girlfriend."

Buddy: "Dang Dale! Who's that you've got hanging on your arm there?"

Dale: "Oh man, you haven't met my ole lady yet now have ya?"

by DidderDeeDoo July 26, 2022