Scottish knees

Scuffed up, warn knees. Knees that look like they've spent a lot of time on the ground "praying".

That girl at the Europe Gyro looks like she has Scottish knees!

by Gyro Boyz...Man that's gangsta December 2, 2010

knee on knee

when a sports players slam into each other at the knees, leaving their legs in immediate pain

Did you see the hockey game last night? They went knee on knee and he had to get carried of the ice.

by ōppy October 11, 2017

Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.

1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper

by 2 girls half a brain September 26, 2013

Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but decide to blame an injury

*Misses net*

Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018

knee capper

A guy with a penis that hangs to his knee

That dude right there has a knee capper (see the grey sweatpants)

by Jay bone Capone July 8, 2024

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

G-Knee

G-Knee is a short kneed friend named Jeanie. She's so physically short she doesn't even deserve her full name. She's the type of person to stay the same height from the age of 12. Someone who has so much anger saved up in such a short body. Someone who probably has a body count closer to zero than her shoe size. Which is probably under a size 4... childrens.

Hey are you going to that Shaw-Tea G-knees house later?
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.

by Frolph November 24, 2021