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Kelly

Cool, smart, hot. Don’t fuck with her, she’d cut a bish. Guys love her, gals envy her. Her eyes will melt your soul off. Doesn’t want anyone knowing that she’s a really good person. So she can be cold as ice! Once you’ve met a Kelly, your life will never be the same!
What happened to you?
I met a Kelly. Changed me bro.
You too huh?
by Hot2trot March 8, 2025
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Kelly

Cool, smart, hot. Don’t fuck with her, she’d cut a bish. Guys love her, gals envy her. Her eyes will melt your soul off. Doesn’t want anyone knowing that she’s a really good person. So she can be cold as ice! Once you’ve met a Kelly, your life will never be the same!
What happened to you?
I met a Kelly. Changed me bro.
You too huh?
by Hot2trot March 8, 2025
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James P Kelly

Name; Of Irish origin. It means short fucking midget!
Hey looks it’s a James P Kelly.
by Astrawire July 17, 2024
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Tassa Kelly

TASSA KELLY IS THE MOST AWESOME WINNER IN THIS WORLD!
by Slutslayer02 July 28, 2024
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Tassa Kelly

TASSA KELLY IS THE MOST AWESOME WINNER IN THIS WORLD!!
by Slutslayer02 July 28, 2024
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Machine Gun Kelly

A successful multi-genre music artist that people are too blinded by blind hate to witness his success and talent
Machine Gun Kelly sold out another concert this weekend
by Ford Femboy August 12, 2024
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The dirty Kelly jackpot

The act of inserting a roll of quarters in a woman’s ass, pulling her arm down like a slot machine then watch her shit out 40 quarters.
Hey Seb! I gave our secretary “The dirty Kelly jackpot” last night and it was great! The sound of the change coming out made me feel like I won at the casino!
by Goose1769 March 28, 2025
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