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JOSEPH

Joseph is loving and he's know how to treat his girlfriend. Joseph may think he has many flaws but in his girlfriends eyes he is perfect and she doesn't not notice his flaws Joseph loves his girlfriend.
"I love my bae Joseph"
by Ilovemycat510 March 27, 2023
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Joseph

A man who people think works hard because he wears a suit, though it's unrequired. A tight suit. Some think it's a child's medium as likes clothing that accentuates his hips and the manner in which they swish. Joseph is what the youth call "caked up". Joseph is often seen with a protein bottle, yet never in a gym.

He's known to generate graphs and pie charts that illicit approving nods from the unwilling participants of his presentations. Though they don't understand the significance of his statistics, if only to expedite the process, they nod anyway. However, their ignorance can be forgiven because Joseph's charts are made up and, in fact, signify nothing. Though Joseph is subconsciously aware that the dates, percentages, and other numbers he arbitrarily scribbles into his PowerPoints bear witness to nothing but deceit, he takes comfort in the nods and finds them validating. Joseph has forgotten where the lie began and reality ends. In that beautiful, foggy horizon where nothing is real and his job means something, these nods tell Joseph, "Great job, kid. Keep going."

Listen, we all have to find a way to cope. Some of us find peace in the bottom of a bottle of gin, where we forget about our broken lives. Some find it in the last drop of finely mixed filtered water and whey protein where we are shaken...yet also stirred, to find most of us just have small to average size penises. Heck, that's why they call them average. And, by God, average is OK with Joseph.

It has to be.
Most of us are just like Joseph, just not as caked up. And that's okay.
by Lamar Griswold July 31, 2025
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Joseph

Joseph
Name of a person Joseph
by Welshboy89 August 4, 2021
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Angelica Ramos and Joseph Gonzalez

Two people that was set up by dank to send Joseph to jail for 949 days straight plus another 120 days just because because we hate Angelica and Joseph being too sweet on her so we brag about how no one can prove I did set him by calling the police sounding like a woman when I’m da one man who will not stop living the lie I choose to be
Angelica Ramos and Joseph Gonzalez were set up in away to hate each other we did it
by ha ha ja ja March 12, 2023
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Karol Joseph

Igop pero gago HAHAHAHA maganda boses, uhm. Sweet na kinginaಥ_ಥ
“Si Karol Joseph ay mahilig sa short hair na chinita.”
by NicsMalamang March 6, 2022
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yo joseph

these two words are often used to express dominance to others
guy: yo joseph
guy 2: AAA!!
by GREE11 December 1, 2022
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Joseph

The cutest guy ever, at first he can come off as cold and withdrawn but don't let that fool you; Really, on the inside he's a softie, but he won't let you see this side to him unless he really trusts you. Anybody would be lucky to know a Joseph, he brings so much fun and joy into your life and will leave you cherishing every moment spent with him. Joseph is seriously everything you could want in a guy: honest, respectful, smart, funny and handsome.
Person one: "Did you see Joseph over there?"
Person two: "Of course, he's the cutest!"
by MMMisa March 9, 2022
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