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internet rimming

performing the act of rimming via webcam for long distance relationships.
one partner places their bare ass against the computer webcam, and the other begins to lick their computer screen.
"hey babe glad you are online, i've missed you.. fancy abit of internet rimming?"
by plasgwynkitten September 12, 2009
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Internet slut

A person whose life is on the internet for everyone to see and tries acting like a hoe over their social media’s.
Bryanna is such an internet slut, she’s so annoying!
by Miloisdead February 5, 2018
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Internet Pizza

1.)Ordering a delivery of food(usually pizza), without paying, to an unwitting victim.

Internet vigilantes will sometimes torment their target with a barrage of pizza deliveries, leaving the victim in a predicament.
Hey Joe, did you hear about that guy that made a Youtube video of himself torturing his cat? Some vigilantes from Ebaumsworld.com sent him a bunch of Internet Pizzas and a male escort through Craigslist!
by D.S.88 January 24, 2011
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Manning the Internet

Spending too much time on MSN and not enough time out with friends. People who man the internet believe that it will fall apart if they don't spend all their time monitoring it.
Dan : 'Where's Ed tonight?'
Chris: 'He's at home manning the internet'.
Dan: 'What a looser'.
by dan squared December 7, 2006
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hello internet

*dan leans into screen* hi. my name is *cups hands* dan
dan howell’s first youtube video
whenever dan is shown hello internet, he cringes
by B0WT13S January 4, 2021
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Internet Vortex

When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013
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internet fuckery

AKA Net Neutrality.

It's what the FCC is trying to do to all of us. Stop calling it Net Neutrality and start calling it Internet Fuckery. More people will care. We can still stop this!
Us: The FCC plans to let cable companies give us Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies and FCC: You mean hand off NetNeutrality?
Us: No, that is straight up Internet Fuckery.
Cable Companies: We would never do anything to dissatisfy your customer experience!
Us: When was the last time you showed up between 2-6 in the afternoon? InternetFuckery
by FrenchieD June 5, 2014
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