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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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I am bored

Lazarbeam's most famous words
by How bored r u September 1, 2021
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A Luke I am Your Father

This is a vertical integrated sex act where one goes down on a vagen; once the subject is sufficiently moist a deep controlled burst of air is pushed through the vagina. The result moments later is masterful quef, where the reverberation of the labia expels a pleasurable sound and sprinkling of love juices.
My new GF is really into kinky stuff so I gave her a Luke I am Your Father.
by Jackoohoh June 29, 2016
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I am unavailable

When someone is not available, they are busy
I am unavailable because I am petting alpacas
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I am an Angelomix

Deprived from the words angel and demonix they have 2 meanings
1. to be good and evil at the same time depending on your mood
2. to be on both sides for your own goals and reasons
never trust them with your valuables
1. "i am good right now but maybe later ill do some evil later im what you would call and angelomix"
2. " i am on both your sides mostly for my own reasons and goals not your i am an angelomix"
by Triston320 May 18, 2016
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