I am. HandsUp.

Short police slang statement. The accused answering in a short 'matter of fast' tone, indicating decisiveness attached to the term 'HandsUp', adding a command for the criminal to follow.

Usually used in action movies when the protagonist captures the criminal or in real life when police give commands to the criminal in pursuit.

Police: Come with me now or else you'll be charged with more!

Criminal: You really think you're gonna be the one to take me in dawg??

Police: I'm done. HandsUp.

Criminal: Oh really?

Police: I am. HandsUp.

Criminal: Yes sir.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025

I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.

Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"

by phil_lane July 3, 2024

I am toxic

BEing toxic is an art of trolling where you be yourself but 100 times meaner this is really fun and it also gives the victim a laugh too. Most toxic people are on live stream which can be really funny for the streamer and the rest of the audience

Streamer: stop being sweet I need a toxic person here

You: I am toxic
Streamer: no your not

You: go kys listen to me next time you bitch

by Missesllama November 11, 2018

Am I gay buzzfeed quiz

Annoying

I took a Am I gay buzzfeed quizz and im 69% gay!

by Leafy-Pawz July 11, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Everybody hates me because I am fat

I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!

You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3

by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023