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Hipster Leech

An individual who associates with hipsters and trendy people for personal gain on social networking websites, such as tumblr. This involves attempting to dress like a hipster and taking way too many photos with their hipster friends, to appear cool to others online.
Did you see all of Ellen's photos on tumblr last night? She's such a fucking hipster leech.
by SSADL July 18, 2012
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hipster bashing

An activity that involves pointing out the inherent snobbery and hypocritical nature associated with the hipster attitude. While everyone seems to engage in it, it is an especially favorite pastime of hipsters themselves.
Hipster: Hipsters are incredibly annoying creations of modern society.
Non-Hipster: Dude, why are you hipster bashing? You are a hipster.
Hipster: I am NOT a hipster.
by DrDefinition December 13, 2015
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Hipster Please!

An exclamation made when someone try's very hard to come off as a hipster, but ends up just looking like a tool.

Also can be used in a similar manner to bitch please but only if the remark is made to a hipster.
*Seemingly normal guy posts instagram photo of himself wearing fake glasses.*
Random friend: Hipster please!
by Bronty October 16, 2012
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Opposite hipster

A person who likes something way after it was popular and everyone stopped caring about it.
What is that, the Gangnam Style dance? Does anyone even remember that song?

The kid dancing is the opposite hipster
by Psypuck August 28, 2013
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Post Hipster

Those who reject the "clean cut" nature of the hipster movement. They enjoy heavy rock music with a relevant message. They keep their hair long, and buy baggy jeans. They can enjoy life, and other people, without the elitist trappings of thier forefathers. They do what they feel is right for them
Hipster: Why are you eating that? It's full of fat, and preservatives?

Post Hipster: I don't eat this all the time
by =# September 28, 2011
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The Hipster Paradox

Since all hipsters are wanna-bes by their very definition, through reviving dead fads and believing in things too obscure to be known outside of hipsterdom, they are not anything at all, and therefore, cannot exist.
I totally thought John was a real person until I found out he was hipster. Dude, he doesn't even have a reflection, I'm pretty sure. The hipster paradox rings true once more.
by His Rexcellence December 27, 2011
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Hipster-Hop

Any hip-hop group that is popular with 20-something suburban white kids.(Odd Future, Aesop Rock).
Experimental beats and atypical lyrics don't necessarily make hipster-hop groups better than the mainstream.
by Rex Reason June 13, 2015
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