Canada's History

A sexual act involving many articles relative to the country of Canada, now the title of a popular Canadian magazine(aka. the Beaver.) To preform said act one must first gauge a woman's vagina out with a large dildo carved from a moose's horn. One then fills the woman's vagina with as much maple syrup as possible and proceeds to have intercourse. After ejaculation into the maple syrup filled vagina one pours out the maple syrup out onto a bed of snow in the bowl of the Stanley Cup. Now one can enjoy a tasty treat by eating the cold maple syrup traditionally with a flat wooden stick (sharing said treat with the woman is optional.)

I did a Canada's History on your mom last night.

by Exail February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of defecating on someone's forehead after eating an entire pound of Canadian bacon.

Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.

by nochinadoll February 5, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Canada's History

Stephen Colbert made me do it.

Canada's History can suck my dick

by PussyPatrol February 4, 2010

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Alternate History

A way for people to cope with the fact that their country is a shithole

"I love reading alternate history."

by eleanormarx November 26, 2022

History

It started on Oct 7th apparently.

Hym "You see how the media pundits operate yet, Andy? They act as a set of blinders. Like the ones you would place on a horse. Piers was trying to narrow the scope of the discussion so he can play cowboys and indians and steer the audience in a direction that allows his employers to shape the course of history. Get you to performatively condemn what happened and prevent you from contextualizing the events that took place. Oct 7th good or bad? Both. And neither. This is nothing more than a tool of ruling class self-preservation."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023