I just have really high standards

A way for others to know that what you mean is "I find your existance to be below acceptable realms of human intelligence."

"I won't go out with you because I just have really high standards."

by Scott Baker June 27, 2004

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Have a Day

A phrase used to commemorate a dominant athletic performance, usually by an individual player.

Two goals in 8 minutes?! Have a day, Messi!

by yeastieboy June 26, 2018

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You can't have your pussy and eat it too

A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."

In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.

Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?

Sam: Yea.

Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.

Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"

by Russessabagina December 15, 2009

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van halen

A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums.

EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!

EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.

Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.

by Rock & Roll ain't for pussies August 11, 2004

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Have you ever

a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.

"Have you ever made out wiht Adrian fielding?"
Everyone looks at eachother guiltyly and drinks :)

by Sophie DP September 11, 2007

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I want to have my cake and eat it too.

When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.

Just like wanting to be with two people.

Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."

by The Cake. July 20, 2011

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