Goose

A legend of the art in throwing partys, boozing, smoking weed, growing weed, and a mastermind of being a G

Guy 1: “Who’s that?”

Guy 2: “That’s the fucking man bro! That guys so cool!”

Guy 3: “Ya they call him Goose”

All: “Steez”

by Racecar backwards is racecaR November 23, 2021

Goose

To bonk on the head, and probably leave a concussion.

"Im gonna take this toy club and absolutely goose him with it"

by NeroWasHere July 06, 2021

Goose

When someone coughs and you can’t say bless you/excuse you, but the silence is awkward. Stems from a joke form of gesundheit, as well as coughs sounding like a quack (duck, duck, ‘goose’)

Person 1: *coughs*
Person 2: Goose
Person 1: Thanks

by TealGroup April 08, 2022

GOOSE

An animal that makes THE MOST ANNOYING HONK OF GODS, and also will steal your sandwiches while your wondering your life existence at a park.

"BRO THAT GOOSE STOLE MY SANDWICHES"

by WelpThisOneWon'tBeUsed? December 08, 2019

Goose

A wingman with a wife and kids and always manages to die in the most absurd way. They also tend to be really bad at video games.

Dude, I’m maverick and you’re goose. It’s official now

by Puddlesmama November 15, 2019

goose

goose is a person who always plays gorilla tag and is well known for his iconic quote "I'm gay."

Person 1: I am gay
Person 2: You are goose

by dewen October 31, 2022

Goose

a term of endearment for a pathetic and pitiable man

Person 1: Adam messed up his solo in front of everyone it was so fucking awful
Person 2: Aww poor goose

by Lunarfl4r3 June 30, 2022