kit and jaye are the funniest people alive
like seriously
comedians look up to them like
they’re so funny
they’re so poggers
like seriously
comedians look up to them like
they’re so funny
they’re so poggers
by cornerdrugstore November 7, 2020
Get the funnymug. I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.
by Chili sauce September 15, 2020
Get the Funny-smackedmug. This girl is funny looking she can't pass for a 1 on a scale of 10
The funny looking girl broke the mirror with her face
The funny looking girl broke the mirror with her face
by Urban Dictionary Facts Today June 1, 2023
Get the Funny Lookingmug. Hym "It's funny, between 50-70% of the food I make every night is thrown away and wasted out the subsequent day. I spend between 4 and 6 hours every night creating garbage. Yet they want me to work faster. Frost the garbage we're going to throw away faster so the fat bald gas station lifer who is (in his own words) 'is going to be stuck there forever' can work less hard. He knows who I am. He's likely going to read this. But that's what this is really about, I think. The 'normals' who claim to be happy with their lives (but would take a better one if they could and can't) actively want people to have to share their fate. The 'specials' who have escaped the fate of the 'normals' are desperate to remain where they are because it means they can allow their kids to circumvent the process by which one becomes a 'special.' I had a guy say once 'I don't have to be here's but he was likely mocking me and the harsh reality is that HE DOES and I DON'T. And the ability to keep me imprisoned here and a warm wet pussy juxtaposed to a dry dick are the only solace he has."
by Hym Iam August 9, 2024
Get the Funnymug. Somebody who no matter how hard they try and keep a straight face while looking in the mirror, are secretly laughing at the funny lookin guy/girl looking back at him/her from the inside of the mirror.
Funny lookin guy/girl looking in the mirror- Today, you're gonna keep a straight face for five minutes. Don't underestimate yourself, what is that a smirk forming in the corners of your mouth? You want to keep your teeth? Yea, keep a straight face on your face. If anybody messes with you, say what you just said, just like you just said it. What was the other thing Kevin's big brother said when he was 5? Oh yea, what are you lookin at? That's what it was. Say that too if anybody looks at you. You just gotta keep practicing, 5 minutes, 6 minutes, 7 minutes. You got a lit fuse attached to you!
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2020
Get the Funny lookinmug. kaiter and beverlianuh
by bluewaffler October 9, 2023
Get the Funnymug.