Oct 26th Punch your shortest friend day

The day where you can punch your shortest friend

The day finally came Lewis can punch his shortest friend Mack because it’s oct 26th punch your shortest friend day

by Pmyplease October 24, 2019

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

friedman unit

A period of time equal to six-months, named in honor of New York Times columnist Tom Friedman for his repeated pronouncements that conditions in Iraq will improve "in six months."

"This time I really mean it - - we're just a friedman unit away from victory over the terrorists."

by reefwalker October 1, 2007

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)

Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

by mskimisfierce May 13, 2010

chick friend

a girl who is only your friend not your girlfriend but your chick friend

oh her, she's just my chick friend.

by VONdisaster July 7, 2008

Good friend

A good Friend not only likes to hang out with you and party and have good times, but thinks about you when you're apart and wishes good things for you. A good Friend may not talk to you every day or even every week, but can catch up in a matter of minutes. A good Friend will come to your aid, even when you haven't talked to them in weeks. Time doesn't lessen a good Friend's affinity for you. good Friends also are most honest with you, rather than shining you on.

Because I can go for weeks without talking to Beth and then catch up in minutes and because I would drop anything to help her or vice-versa, Beth is one of my good Friends. She has no problem giving me her True opinion either, like if my butt really is too big for those jeans. She usually has a better suggestion, rather than leaving me hanging with my big butt...suggesting I wear this mini skirt instead, because it makes me look hot.

by DanielleMaroney July 31, 2009

Friends with options

Those that are in a mutual and often platonic friendship where sex might be incorporated but is not based on the necessity or expectation of sex. A situation in where sex occurs because of a friendship, not a relationship that occurs because of sex. Not to be confused with Friends with Benefits, or screw buddies.

Friends with options could be two people who might have known each other years and while they care about each other, have no romantic feelings for each other. While there might be a mutual physical attraction, the sex is based on a certain level of trust and friendship. Marital or relationship status is not a concern, because the sex is often recreational more so than emotional. Even if it occurred only once, the friendship would remain intact (unless it was bad), but there is an understanding that it could happen again without expectation.

by mrleightnite March 21, 2009