A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.
Wife: Did you get my shampoo?
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
Husband: Yes I did
Wife: okay i will wash my hair now
*5 minutes later*
Husband: Are you done?
Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!
Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬
Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡
by Princess Karen September 13, 2021
The act of going on to LinkedIn to debase yourself by “liking” posts from your superiors solely for purposes of professional advancement.
The CEO just posted a thought piece on LinkedIn and it already has likes or comments from nearly every company VP. Forget customer service or innovation, our real corporate culture is shame-liking.
by Dazedview July 17, 2021
The car harassed the trucker so the trucker launched a shame baby out the window onto their windshield.
by Texan B@stard March 24, 2022
The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.
There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.
by Stall Master April 14, 2010
The feeling a wealthy person unaffected by the recession has for still being able to buy whatever the hell they want while most of the world is teetering on the brink of utter poverty.
"I felt luxury shame for lusting to purchase a $100,000+ Hermes handbag but simply couldn't bear the burden of what my less fortunate friends would think of me."
by Jezebel's Baby December 01, 2008
Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
by The Doc75 May 06, 2017