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Evan

A fucking dipshit who loves anime and roleplay. He is a wiibu who likes sticking his penis inside other animals. He looks like a blobfish had a child with Whoopie Goldberg. He has a mullet, no friends, and the IQ of a starfish. Nobody lies Evan.
"Eww, It's Evan."
by Eric Benedict February 20, 2020
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Evan

Evan is a handsome man who know how to talk to girls. He will treat you right and show you what it is like to be with a real man.
Evan is the best man you can ask for.
by Uninininin November 22, 2021
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Spy Evan

Spy Evan?? HOLY SHIT THATS THE BEST CB YOUTUBER!!!
by SpyEvan August 1, 2021
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elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down
"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"
by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019
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Evan

He’s a complete retard, but is fun to talk to. He cant read, speak, or write at all. This certain evan makes one hell of a best friend tho<3:)
guy 1 “oh whos evan”
guy 2 “he’s one hell of a hunk is who he is😉”
by feuves January 23, 2022
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Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult that legit based off on being different these guy if you like something they well find way to dislike it or say something bad about what you like these guys well talk to a girl and automatically like the girls music taste just to relate and they also become boy bestfriend with the cute girls so people will say "are yall dating" it makes him feel special
This guy being mad different right now defiantly i part of evanism
by Yeuri June 6, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a name that is common in Ireland and most people who are Evans are addicted to video games like bitlife. He hates emos loves memes sometimes annoying but he isn't flattering. People named Oisíon commonly want to fight Evan because they think there hard. Evans are also pretty stuiped at times
Look! There's a memmer.

Look! There's a Evan.
by The emos crusader October 9, 2019
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