Skip to main content

Poop edging

When you need to take a poop but hold it in even if a bathroom is nearby. Because you don't feel like leaving what you're doing or don't feel like going to the restroom for an extended amount of time, there is a sensation similar to edging a penis where you initiate the first stages of pooping but don't move on the later and final steps. It's like procrastinating using the restroom for pleasure.
Bob: "Do you need to use the restroom?"
Hank: "In a little bit, I'm poop edging rn"
by Y0l0sw4g4ch33zus March 31, 2022
mugGet the Poop edging mug.

engineeringness

Details of something, usually related to construction or mechanical engineering, that are present mostly to either impress a viewer with an object's complexity or to cover someone's ass in case of liability.
Man - the building inspector will pass this timberframe design for SURE - look at all that engineeringness!
by Basic D May 19, 2008
mugGet the engineeringness mug.

Engine-Earz

Engine-EarZ Experiment are a musical union of incredibly talented artists who pulse a new wave of sound that smashes the glass divisions of genres and ideologies; fusing indigenous musics from around the world with elements of dubstep, drum'n'bass, electronica and rock.
Centring around acclaimed multi-instrumentalist/scorer/dj/producer Prashant Mistry, the ensemble take you on a journey down the rabbit hole of musical wonder and closes the exit back home - And you don't even care as the colliding rhythms, drops and twisted formula takes you to somewhere exciting and new!
Toki: I got us two tickets for Engine-Earz tomorrow night.
Una: woah! ...I ..I feel funny, my brain can't comprehend the sheer amount of joy
Toki: heh.. feels good doesn't it?
Una: .. in so many ways! I'm numb. Hold me.
by Talonz February 21, 2010
mugGet the Engine-Earz mug.

Engin

This name describes a turkish Boy that is perfect in any ways. He is one of the funniest, most nicest and most generous person you will ever meet in your entire life. He looks good every day and every girl would be happy when she can have him as her boyfriend. Me too. No matter how unhappy you are at this moment he will make you smile. When he likes you, than he will be the nicest person on earth. He looks like a turkish model as i think, with his amazing eyes that will make you fall in love in 3 seconds. That eyes i will never forget. He is also good in sports and very strong. Don't make him angry because he will bring you to the ground. It's rare to find a Boy like this thats why you should'nt hurt him. He has no idea how much people and myself loves him.
Every person is jealous of his blue eyes.
He looks like Engin, beautiful.
by anonymus3003 January 4, 2017
mugGet the Engin mug.

edgia

The perfect name for a girl who thinks she's cool but she's actually a hoe.
She's not even a hoe she's just edgia
by 20.1 October 19, 2017
mugGet the edgia mug.

Engin

Me and Tom have a very good relationship, he is like an Engin to me
by MichaelHigh January 26, 2018
mugGet the Engin mug.

engineer's bandage

A type of bandage associated with engineers of any sort (i.e. electrical, mechanical, etc) because of the simple yet effective design, consisting of some sort of absorbent material such as paper towel, and tape such as black vinyl electrical tape to hold the absorbent material in place.
Example 1:

I cut my finger on my car's frame when I dropped the transmission, so I needed an engineer's bandage to finish working on it.

Example 2:
Man 1: What's that black tape on your finger for?
Man 2: I cut my finger working on my car's transmission so I had to make an engineer's bandage.
by Tiger Whyte May 9, 2018
mugGet the engineer's bandage mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email