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dutch reach

When a gay couple are fucking, the ‘giver’ reaches around & pulls off the ‘taker’
While he was owning his toy boy, BadBoyBubba decided it was time for a Dutch reach
by Mr Mystereious May 4, 2018
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Dutch Person

A Dutch person is a special type of person, who lives in a shack filled with cockroaches. He will yell at Phons and Rijk, and play fortnite with Bowie and leave him in the storm. He carries Hockey teams and is related to Big Boy Van Dijk and lives in the Negerland and smokes weed and eats babies. Everyone wishes they could be as special as a Dutch Person. Dutch Person marries Lil Tay and has a dusty.
A hope that Dutch Person will take a Bailey on camp
by Mr Lo November 10, 2019
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Dutch Bicycle

A sex position that involves a prone male partner who penetrates a (semi-)seated male or female partner facing 90° to his left or right. A more complicated variation known as a "Dutch Bicycle with Handlebars" involves an additional two partners facing the seated partner from the left and right, who the seated individual stimulates manually.

On the streets of Amsterdam couples regularly share bicycles, with one person riding "side-saddle" on a rear cargo rack. It is this common habit that gives name to the aforementioned copulatory posture.

To this author's knowledge the etymology of this bit of vernacular has no connection to the sex industry for which the Netherlands are renowned. However, contrary evidence--please include citations--is much appreciated!
"Did Michelle tell you she quit spinning class? She said she could never go back to a stationary after riding a Dutch bicycle."
by culture d. sade August 26, 2009
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Dutch crock-pot

While your partner is eating your asshole, proceed to plug their nose and release flatulence, resulting in the popping of their ears. It's a real mind blowing experience.
Dude, I got my girlfriend to toss my salad and decided it was time to give her a dutch crock-pot. It totally blew her mind.
by LoganhJaredm September 22, 2010
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DUTCH TATER TOT DIP

TWO GIRLS HAVE SUCK ON YOUR BALLS WHILE YOUR FUCKING ANOTHER GIRL IN THE ASS
I ASKED SUSIE,LUCY AND BRENDA IF THEY WANTED TO TRY A DUTCH TATER TOT DIP
by LIMPY DICK December 19, 2010
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Dutch in the Pants

A negative term for a guy who is lacking sexually in terms of stamina, size, or performance.
"He was perfect, but I just couldn't date him because he was dutch in the pants."

"I got hot and heavy last night, but I was dutch in the pants and came after only 30 seconds."
by Karynina September 17, 2011
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Dutch Ice Cream Cone

The act of taking a dump in the partners mouth and Ejaculating on the Feces and making the partner devour it.
"Dude, i just gave a girlfriend a Dutch Ice Cream Cone"
Friend "How was it"
"She said it was to corny"
by HAHAHJOKES November 13, 2011
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