December 18

National annoy Isabella day

Isabella: hey stop annoying me
Me: why? It’s December 18th

by Jessiecahh October 28, 2019

December 12th

Slap a hoe and call her Santa day

Aye bro it's December 12th!!!!
Yeah!!!!
You know what that means!?!??!!
Hell yeah brother!!!!

by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

december 18th

1: Billie Eilish's date of birth 2: Celebration day; Just celebrate anything, eg. trees

1: Its December 18th tomorrow, this time we're celebrating trees. 2: Its December 18th tomorrow, Billie Eilish's birthday!

by dxfxnxtixn October 28, 2019

December 3

Kiss your crush day

Guy:wanna kiss
Crush:no
Guy:but its december 3rd
Crush:fine

by Jefferson 543 December 2, 2020

December 1

The first day of the destroy dick december also known as DDD

Guy 1: hey dude its december 1 you know what that means

Guy 2: oh hell yeah ima go nut all over my girlfriends ass

by Sexylongassboi76 November 18, 2019

December 11th

On this date you get to roast your smallest friend. You can do this all day. This is just for the tall people to get back at them for roasting them on the 10th.

It’s December 11th my tall friends are going to roast me all day today great.

by Always_small December 6, 2019

2nd of December

2nd of December

The day good respectful children go to school because that is what their mother told them to do.

Koby: Hey mum, it’s the 2nd of December so I’m going to go to school because I’m a courteous and upstanding hound student.

Mason: Yes Mother, I to shall be going to school as this is the right thing to do and I respect your decision as my primary caregiver.

Koby: here here!

by Koby’s a Butt November 26, 2019