Sloppy Dallas

A sexual favor given by your girl involving her packing a fat lip and then proceeding to suck you off

"Hey Matt, you in the mood for a Sloppy Dallas?"
"Babe, I've told you this a million times, I don't want my dick to look like I just fucked a lawn mower bag."

by The Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

The act of getting a blowjob with a can of dip in the other's mouth.

Yo Mike, last night was crazy. She legit gave me a Sloppy Dallas three times.

by IFindStuffOnTheInternet October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

For a partner to give a blowjob with a mouth full of tobacco dip

She gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night

by 1138_2187 October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

Getting a BJ with a mouth full of dip

Last night I got a Sloppy Dallas, I had dip all over my shaft

by Hermann_The_German October 15, 2020

sloppy dallas

When your girl gets some chip dip and sucks the dick right off ya

Friend: so what did y’all do
Me: my girl got the onion dip and gave me a SLOPPY dallas

by WEENBOI13 October 16, 2020

SLOPPY dallas

It’s a ultimate sex move where your girl gets a mouth full of chip dip and sucks the cock right off ya

Friend: so what did you guys do

Me: my girl got some onion dip and gave me a SLOPPY dallas

by WEENBOI13 October 16, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When you give your one and only a blowjob with a mouth full of dip.

Hey Dick, how are you?
I'm alright Hank, how about you?
Well Dick, Jolene gave me a Sloppy Dallas last night, so my shaft is starting to turn brown
Oh, well, use some bleach. Always works for me

by MichaelVEK October 16, 2020