crap-aray

stock of books you keep in the crapper ,for reading and other stuff..
(if you know what i mean....)
john, why are the pages of this magazine in the crap-aray, all stuck together?

john:what do you think?

me :eweeeew
by 8055 March 21, 2014
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Crap Door

Like a trap door, a crap door is when one holds in a shit, and releases a huge pile of crap, as if your anus were a trap door.
What a relief, i finally got to empty my crap door
by ApeShitKing February 01, 2015
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crap turkey

A turkey with such a bad smell it is literally a pile of crap. Also could be used as a insult not in realtion to smell.
You are such a crap turkey stop it!
by Fred The Camel January 21, 2016
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Crap soundtrack

A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.
My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.
by crow friend May 31, 2024
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Snatch Crap

My wife just took a snatch crap! We are so excited to add a new member to our family.
by Voodoohauler June 17, 2023
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Crap hat

Crap hat- A person or thing named Scarlett
Scarlett Forte ate my slug heads! CRAP HAT!🙄
by Chicken.wings May 24, 2021
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 17, 2014
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