Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.
Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
by Bobdyllanjohncolt March 31, 2022
Get the crap lowsey mug.A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
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Get the I'm sick of your crap mug.When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.
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by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016
Get the Hot Crapping mug.1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."
Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.
Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.
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Get the Not Give a Crap mug.I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.
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