Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Clocked

The person or thing is super cool.

Dang lena your outfit is clocked

by Unknowner99 August 20, 2017

On the clock

A term/phrase used when a minor is 12 and under like the numbers on the clock 1-12

'ay shorty kinda bad but she on the clock, you know what that means no cock"

by dillpickel<3;3 June 8, 2022

Flood the Clock

To put diamonds on a watch face

Got this new Omega, time to Flood the Clock

by SeppukuOH September 1, 2022

hit the clock

to turn 18

guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock

guy 2: that's really weird bro

by blubloobglue August 14, 2021

Clock Sucker

Jacob

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker

by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024

Imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.

Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock

by Paul1717 December 24, 2024