chinese room

The room at lakeside where stuff that no one wants goes in. When i say stuff, i mean stuff, and other stuff, like people stuff. Related words to chinese room magnet theory.

Girl: I will go to the chinese room to put this old rotten apple!

by annonymous March 22, 2005

Chinese Deathstar

A fictitious weapon shown by preteen neighborhood boys in order to lure younger, misguided girls into their closet.

If you do whatever I want for a week, I'll show you my Chinese Deathstar.

by JPey December 19, 2007

Chinese Fireball

The Chinese Fireball occurs during the act of a rusty trombone or conventional rimjob. While the trombone player is in the act, the receiver gives a reverse hip check, causing ass cheek to face contact, pushing the givers head back. While this happens the reverse yells "Chinese Fireball", simultaneously reaching for a lighter, and flatulating. He then proceeds to ignite the lighter creating a ball of fire in the giver's face, often causeing singed eyebrows, foul odor in face and battered pride.

Joe- "Dude did you shave your ass?"

Mike- "No, I burnt all the hair off when I gave your mom a chinese fireball the other day."

Joe- "that explains her singed eyebrows, foul face odor, and battered pride."

by Pigeonj January 1, 2008

chinese kamikaze

1. shove one chopstick up your ass and another down your urethra
2. hang day old bananas from the ceiling by a string. (make sure the string hangs the banana at face length... you'll see why in a minute)
3. blindfold yourself
4. walk around and pretend those very bananas are erect penis's as they slap your face ever so.

The Chinese Kamikaze is the reason i get up in the morning.

Kyle: Dude, best Tuesday morning ever.
Rick: Why, what happened kyle?
Kyle: I gave myself a Chinese Kamikaze at my mother-in-laws house before anyone woke up.
Rick: Sweet?

by 370 e August 3, 2010

Chinese Bus Driver

The act of dipping your dick in soy sauce and then a chick rides your dick while you rub her shoulders like your driving

Dude I was watching porn last night and this chick got a 20 minute Chinese Bus Driver then he gave hernosey till she came and it looked like he had motor oil all over his nose!

by 2269 September 17, 2010

chinese monkey fuck

Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole

1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!

2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha

by Hi firends September 16, 2013

Chinese Firecracker

A form of anal sex , in which rapid quick spanking occurs when the penis is inserted.

I gave her a Chinese Firecracker last night

by wordplay71 July 16, 2015