chicken sex

As with all birds, a sexual liaison must occur between male and female for fertilisation to be achieved. Unlike pigeons, chickens are polygamous creatures, so one male will happily mate with lots of hens, the ideal ratio being about 5 females to 1 male. There is little tact or ceremony on the part of the male. He selects the female (usually the closest one to himself) droops one wing to the ground, circles her then grabs her by the back of the head and climbs on her back. Balancing himself by flapping his wings, he lowers his tail and places his vent in direct contact with that of the hen, where the passage of sperm from his cloaca to her oviduct takes place. The entire sex act takes less than 15 seconds and it appears the most satisfying thing for the female is fluffing the feathers and shaking the body immediately afterwards.

It turns out this is true for humans also.

Damn girl, I haven't pulled tail in a long time. I'd settle for some chicken sex tonight.

by cluckyou October 2, 2009

holy chicken!

An exclamtion used in place of holy cow, or holy shit, because the chickens true divinity must be recognized. the people shall be left in the dark on the mater of the godly chicken no more!

I walked in the light of the chicken lord, taking in the wonders of the life our lord and savior had graced us with.
oh holy chicken!, praise the sweet chicken lord, hear me brothren, take our chicken lord into your hearts!

by alchesay crow March 7, 2008

milk the chicken

This phrase originated in 2008 and is an expression for what is commonly known as a "hand job." This phrase is taking over in southwestern states, and is projected to replace handjob by 2010. If one's dick is grabbed, but one does not cum, then it does not count as "milking the chicken." Copyright lance mp 71490, 2008.

Hey, Matt, did she milk the chicken last night?

Matt replied, "no, i am a pussy-whipped bitch."

by L M P December 19, 2008

chicken chow wayne

reference to a chinese person with lower back/leg injury, hence they walk like john wayne

"hey look at that gook over there...looks like she has a baseball bat lodged up her arse"
"haha what a chicken chow wayne"

by sdlghsdgh November 7, 2008

Chicken Skeet

Some sort of nasty fluid -- anything gross

"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."

by AxZella June 19, 2008

Chicken Rat

A cross between a chickenhead and a hoodrat..A mixed breed of sorts

Dayum...Look at that chicken rat

by BoogityGiggity October 8, 2008

chicken baerga

a terrible mexican calzone; usually too chewy and vile to eat

When I saw the pizza dough I got excited, but when I smelled the vileness I knew it was chicken baerga.

by Peter Joseph Cryns January 31, 2009