Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass

john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure

by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009

Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.

Cellular Jocking phone jocking

by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010

Cellucination

When you think your cell phone is going off-but it isn't.

I thought my phone rang, but it was a cellucination.

by Junkbox LVH3 May 1, 2010

cellulitey

gross and saggy

kate boggs has a cellulitey butt

by badass89098 May 9, 2010

Cellbone

An occasion when a person's pants are tight enough to misconstrue the fact that their cell phone in their pocket is not part of their bone structure because it looks like a protruding bone.

Hipsters wearing skinny jeans with a Sidekick in their pockets looks like they have a cellbone

by T. Michael May 17, 2010

Cellbow

a soreness in your elbow, arm or shoulder from typing or gaming on your smart phone for too long. Generally, the condition is found in the arm used to hold the device, not the hand used to type. Most likely to occur after a long period of use due to a layover, flight or car ride. Perhaps even long bouts on the toilet.

" I thought it was carpeltunnel, but its just a wicked case of cellbow"

by C.Night.Liem October 6, 2010

cellsliders

cell slider, a man in prison who likes to have anal sex with men from other cells.

*also a juvenile club for pretentious girls from Newport beach who think their hot shit and are completely out of touch with reality.

Jerry is a cellslider, he's a triple C slut! (California Correctional Center)
or
Rachael & Britney are part of the cellsliders, they go to parties at the Hurley warehouse and act aloof and artsy introducing themselves with hipster pseudonyms like Baine or Renton.

by ih8hipsterzzz October 21, 2010