cold fish

When you hold your hand in a "karate-style" fashion, then, with a ramming motion, jam it up an unsuspecting person's ass crack. (Optional) Then yell "COLD FISH!"

John was unpleasantly supprised when I gave him a Cold Fish in the bowling alley parking lot.

by Joe Baker June 27, 2007

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cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006

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a term used by members of Alpha Phi Alpha frat that is used to express the phrase "bros before hoes". By saying that they are ice cold they can take care of any important busness without any female in their way.

Ugly Girl: hey you look real gud. wanna go upstairs ;)
Alpha: naw girl
Random Dude: dang she was gunna give it up. why u turn that down!?!?
Alpha: cause I'm ice cold biatch!

by ecu greek girl 2 March 11, 2010

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divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)

he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

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Cold Sally

When someone takes a piss into a balloon, refrigerates it overnight, and then hits someone in the face with it. The Cold Sally is the sister to the Hot Karl.

Hey man, I gotta piss. Do you have any ballons so we can Cold Sally your roommate tomorrow?

by annonymous430921 April 27, 2008

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