check the crackers

Code phrase for alerting co-workers of an attractive female that just entered the restaurant. Note: best used when your restaurant actually has crackers.

"Hey Ben, check the crackers please."
"Definatly" *makes motion of slapping a females ass while sodomizing her doggy style*

by Dewster April 02, 2007

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Check out

To shit ones self

By the time the bathroom became free,I had already checked out.

by Scott McMaster V November 10, 2003

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Blank Check

After you take a shit, nothings on the toilet paper when you wipe.

Dont go in there, I just wrote a blank check that is rank.

by Superintendent August 05, 2008

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G CHECK

The mixtape for your car when your radio blows.

Created in the mind of Matt Nell and put to work by Kenny G a Music mastermind. This birth a DJ out of Waynesboro Pa DJ Safety Safe. also assistance by Chippy be aware G CHeck is not liable for blown speakers or windows.

Man 96.7 suck its the same song every hour man go ask kenny G for some G CHECK

When someone bumppin wack ass music the need some G CHeck in they life

by Dj Safety Safe September 02, 2009

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mud check

when you try to fart so hard that you let a wet one go, which may have ended up as a log in your shorts. Only a inspection of your underwear will reveal the true fruits of your labor.

Ah waiter! I will have a mud check

by macdad March 31, 2003

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