Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 3, 2011

bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.

I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.

by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

bottled

In football, to 'bottle' or to have 'bottled' something is to throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly, directly impacting the outcome of the match or competition

‘psg have bottled the ucl once again!’
‘man city are bottlers, they’ll never win it’

by rpsgjjjjjjj May 8, 2022

Bottle Kisser

A move in sex where one of the two partners takes a full bottle of beer with the top on, and inserts it into the rectum of another. Once inside, the partner takes a bottle opener and removes the cap and then places his/her lips on the mouth of the bottle and chugs the whole beer.

Man, I just got a Bottle Kisser from my ex, it was great but the beer was a tad warm... then we tried an Alabama Hotpocket.

by James The Hammer October 6, 2012

Water Bottle

water bottle is a word British people say in a weird way. same for the sentence ‘bottle of water’

“hey can you give me your water bottle?”
“Crikey don’t you mean your bo’le o’ wo’oh? What rubbish!”

by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022

Bottle jobs

To throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly

Manchester United are such Bottle jobs!

by skendz April 21, 2024

bottle episode

an episode in which the majority of the time is spent in one central location.

this bottle episode sucks! they don't go anywhere lol

by will1214 November 23, 2022