Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
a sexual act in which a woman dresses in a T-rex costume and places herself on the spinning blades of a helicopter. the helicopter then does a flip dive so that the woman is upside down and she can insert the mans penis into her mouth as she spins
by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 01, 2022
The 12th of April every man that knows a girl should get a blowjob at least once on this remarkable day.
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
If you know more than one girl you can choose one of them that will give you a comfy blowjob
by Lanco April 10, 2019
Support your man for everything she has done for you on National Blow Job day occurs on June 25th. You give your man a nice blowjob with much love.
by Polo.boi June 26, 2020
May 3rd Is the “national blowjob day”. In the beloved memory of blowjob in charge. People from all over the world get in queue for a blowjob
Hey it’s 3rd May ,National blowjob day, let’s head over for a blowjob from the blowjob in charge before the queue gets too long
by job in charge day May 03, 2024
Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out
It out
by Aizakku October 01, 2019
A newly Introduced international day created and made by the President of the United States Donald Trump. He quoted “today will hereby be known as National Blowjob Day.”
by Jarred Will July 29, 2020