Mr. Burruto

A stink old ass man with a big ass nose who loves to fail kids and talk about Jesus.

Mr. Burruto is a Christ like figure.

by Tbur9201 May 8, 2022

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Burritotarded

1. In which an individual receives a burrito from the Mexican fast food restaurant, and the retard in the kitchen lacks the knowledge to fold a burrito CORRECTLY. This causes the individual extreme inconvenience during the entire eating process, as the burrito spills forth its contents on the individual, and everywhere but contained within the burrito itself.

2. Asking for an exception when ordering a burrito from a Mexican fast food restaurant (e.g., no salsa, etc.), yet receiving the burrito with the exception nonetheless.

1. "Get me a knife and fork for this one, looks like Pepe was BURRITOTARDED today..."

2. "Every Rubios I go to must be BURRITOTARDED...I ask for no salsa Fresca on my Shrimp Burrito every time, and the serve it with that crap anyway."

by FanService June 29, 2004

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blurrito

A blunt made from a tortilla shell (burrito)

I just rolled me a blurrito!

by Mike@760 September 27, 2007

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Burritoes

A school's form of population control.

by Galen Deepinglen March 21, 2003

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Rehab Burritos

Rehab Burritos are Los Campos frozen green chile beef burritos, when microwaved emit a smell identical to that of drug rehab you just got out of.

Dude, these Rehab Burritos shit reminds me of rehab!

by MaeCutie101 November 21, 2011

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burito

1. A tasty (dirty) mexican wrap filled with loads of goodies
2. a sex position
3. an insult

1. "Damn that burito was fine!"
2. WHen one is sandwiched between 4 people, one in the front (penis in vag) one in the back (penis in anus) and one on either side for comfort
3. "Hey man, dont listen to that burito, he dont know what he is talking about"

by Geraldo Mc Fardo May 7, 2008

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