bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

Bi-Winning

Not to be confused with bipolar in an interview. Bi-Winning is winning here, winning there. Charlie Sheen is the only one who claims to be able to do this all the time.

Interviewer: Some would say your bipolar

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that even mean?... I'm Bi-Winning, I win here and I win there.

by nahmanthataintme March 25, 2011

bi-winning

When you win here and you win there; also, if you're Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's BI-WINNING. He wins here, wins there, and wins everywhere.

by Drake Petra March 25, 2011

Bi-winning

The state of mind Charlie Sheen is in after being the fastest Person to ever get clean within 24 hours.

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar but bi-winning

by whofuckincares March 26, 2011

Bi-winning

Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".

Reporter: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: ... I'm Bi-winning.

by DaNerdling March 26, 2011

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen's retort to being asked if he is bipolar. It means to be able to win/be awesome in more than one place simultaneously.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

by dEaFTOLiGhT March 26, 2011

bi-winning

Pertaining to, or having absolute 'win' in ones life. One must usually be under the influence of the drug 'Chalie Sheen' to become bi-winning.

Reporter: "Some say your that your bi-polar"

Charlie Sheen: "WOW, what does that mean?"

Reporter: "I guess that your on two ends of the spectrum"

Charlie Sheen: "wow, and then what what's the cure? medicine? make me like them? - not gonna hapen.
I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there.

by Pyromaniac Pete March 27, 2011