Shoot the Batter

When a guy squirts a load of semen, also known as baby batter, he is shooting the batter or has shot the batter.

Shoot the batter already, my pussy is getting sore and I have to work tomorrow.

by Boner D February 1, 2012

poverty bottle

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.

Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.

by Delts April 29, 2023

Battersnatch

A vagina with a very bad yeast infection.

I was going to have lunch at the Y today but all they had left was battersnatch.

by Pnoder April 16, 2009

Barcoding the bottle

Drinking down to the barcode on a bottle, can refer to alcohol, water, literally any drink.

"Barcoding the bottle is for chads"
"We only barcode mint 44's"
"I barcoded the fireball dude, I can't feel my hands"
"I barcoded the mint 44 and pissed on the floor"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 January 3, 2022

bottle of water

The thing British people apparently say in a funny way.

British person: hey can i have a bottle of water?
american person: hahaha "bo'oh o wo'oh"

by gekk0lee July 13, 2021

Epic Rap Battles of History

n: A compilation of rap battles done by famous (or infamous) individuals, examples include Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader, Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking, and Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris. The individuals performing the battles usually have one thing in common, or one thing completely contradictory to one another.

Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of History: Benjamin Franklin VS Billy Mays BEGIN
Benjamin Franklin: I'm Big Ben Franklin and this shan't be pretty
Let me instruct you how we battle in the City of Philly
You couldn't sell Rick James a bag of crack, you're out of practice.
My victory's more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you're a hack whack QVC joke
You peddle soap, that cleans bird shit from my windows.
I'll craft a lyrical coffin then spit the nails in
Call me Arthur Miller son, cuz It's death of a salseman.
Billy Mays: Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I'll take my awesome auger, and sow your quaker oats
I'll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of raincoats
I'm lord of the pitch, and leader in home sales.
You're just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail.
Benny's got kite'n key, but you're in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightning rod cock!

by I Palindrome I July 1, 2011

Battlefield 2042

Battlefield 2042 is the game some are excited about and some are furious about . It brings many new features to the battlefield series. A popular complaint is the new specialist system, another one is the games setting, although it is only the near future and most things in the game are already being made, or exist some say it is
"Ultra Futuristic" - Some Guy

and
"Gay Bullshit" -Other guy

"Have you heard about Battlefield 2042?"
"Oh yeah, its way too futuristic and it will probably suck"
"mate..."

by sercoolguy June 13, 2021