Austin

A grown man who claims to be autistic in order to convince his friends he's innocent of being a paedophile, by sending pictures of himself naked to young girls.

Have you heard about Austin? He fucked a lady bug doll, then sent it to 12 year old girls.

by Feetfucker55 March 23, 2024

Austin

A very sexy little man, He loves to fuck when asked, he doesnt like pink people, He is very kind with the laddys. He loves 69.

Wow thats a Austin you should be naughty

by anonymous March 10, 2021

Austin

There are several different types of Austins but they are almost always described as funny, sweet, extremely caring, they often have a short temper, and are easily irritated despite being irritating themselves. They are fun to hang around once you get to know them, however they almost always have very paradoxical personality traits that make it hard to give a good description of what kind of person they are. They are a very unique a distinct personality that is always unique and no two Austins are the same as this would end reality because of the chaos that would be created.

I can’t describe Austin you have to meet him to understand what kind of person he is.

by Cringe ghost September 28, 2021

Austin Appreciation Day

If you have a Austin you should appreciate him on October the 31st annually.

It's Austin appreciation day, appreciate your Austin.

by A_Mere_Fork February 19, 2022

Austin Quincel

"Austin Quincel" is a term used for extremely sexy men. They typically get all the pussy and play in the ocean, their dick is also so big that he doesn't need the motion in the ocean he has the whale in the swale.

"OMG Jamaal is such an Austin Quincel I just wanna slop him up."

by Ralphhendry March 9, 2023

Austin

The stupid son of a bitch who gets caught with anything and everything... even planning his break up.Suprised that dick even got a girlfreind he should gor rot in hell.I hope he is never reincarnated into a living species. Something. Nobody may know but hes German and jewish.

And that's why I hate myself -Austin

Dam Austin really hates himself.

Yeah right I dont feel bad for him.

by Zoophile Hunter March 27, 2022

Austin Power's Syndrome

As in the Mike Myer's film "Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery," Dr. Evil's outrageous plot is to control the world,

World domination. We now see that Donald Trump has a plot to control/dominate the World.

Donald Trump has Austin Power's Syndrome. Trump wants to control/ dominate the World.

by anonymous January 10, 2025